Health food? Not this stuff

WASHINGTON - A popular snack food sold nationwide is being recalled because of concerns about contamination.All lots and sizes of Veggie Booty Snack Food are being recalled, the company said, following a report of 51 cases of salmonella poisoning that may be associated with the product.Veggie Booty Snack Food is sold in supermarkets, health food stores, vending machines and online in the United States and Canada.

Tried it once. Tastes like...

(1) ass
(2) shit
(3) pirate
(4) other

Please pick your favorite. Me? I'm gonna have a Royale...with cheese.