Definitive proof! Bureaucrats are pea-brains

French neurologists writing recently in the journal The Lancet described their surprise in finding, via brain scans, that a normally functioning 44-year-old man. employed as a French government bureaucrat, had a brain "more than a 50 percent to 75 percent" smaller than average, consisting of little more than a thin sheet of brain material surrounding a large fluid buildup.

Right. It's just like we suspected, but could never prove. Can we volunteer some of ours for additional testing? Preferrably by disec...oooops. Did II say that out loud?